My Name Featured on the Onion News Network

Sunday, August 3, 2008

I have a friend named Dan who works for The Onion, the most hilarious fake news on the planet. About a year ago, he used his massive influence in the organization to get me my name featured on two of the episodes of the Onion News Network, a spin-off of CNN.

In fact, Dan himself has appeared in the ONN as I just discovered this morning perusing their site:

("Steve Campbell" AKA Dan, at 0:50. "Campbell", btw, is the last name of one of my best friends from Ojai)

Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics

Here are the two videos:
("Rachael" at 0:53. Me at 0:55. Our high school english teacher "Laura Bickford" is also featured)

'Students First In Line' Program To Offer Job Training At Needy Schools

("Pvt. Donnie K" spoken and displayed at 0:30)

Messages From Our Troops To The Families They Can Barely Remember

**Edited post to omit my name... Google's web spider is just too damned efficient.