Buffalo, a tense puzzle

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Don't ask me why I'm breaking my long blogging silence with this morsel, but my brain stubbed its toe on this memory, so I'm going to share the agony. The following is a complete, and grammatically correct sentence.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I encourage you to figure it out yourself, but if (when) you give up, here's an explanation.

Here's my explanation (omg spoilerz):

Noting that "Buffalo" is a city in New York, and "to buffalo" means to deceive, the sentence can be rewritten as:

Buffalo bison [whom other] Buffalo bison deceive, [also] deceive Buffalo bison.

The sentence structure perfectly matches the following sentence (without place names):

Mice cats chase eat cheese.

Anyway, it's a fun little word puzzle. Try it at parties!

Caffeine Detox Week, Take 2

Monday, March 9, 2009

I believe it's time for another week off caffeine. This time, I'm going to time it so that I hit my peak withdrawals over the weekend rather than in the middle of the work-week. Wikipedia says the peak is at 48 hours, so I'll have a cup of Joe on Wednesday, then not again until next Wednesday.

Wish me luck.

The Future is Here: Part 2

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Summary: Bendable digital displays with stylus support using E-Ink

Source: Technology Review

Media of interest: Video of the display being used at Arizona State University

The Future is Here: Part 1

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Summary: Neuro-engineering allows scientists to force mouse to run to the left by flipping a switch

Source: Wired

Media of interest: Video of mouse. Watch for the blue light to turn on.

Rough Morning, part 1

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I hate things that are hard to say but have to be said.

Simulating the Stimulating

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I recently started reading Paul Krugman's column in the New York Times and was particularly interested in his mathematical analysis of Obama's $775b stimulus plan.

Based on his back-of-napkin calculations, I created a simple (and ugly) tool to simulate a stimulus's effect on unemployment. The tool is pre-populated for Obama's proposed stimulus.

The bottom line? Obama's proposal, if Okun's law holds, would result in a 6.75% increase in GDP and a 3.4% decrease in the expected unemployment.

Strangely, Krugman only shows the net result after one year (1.7% decrease in expected unemployment), not the net result by the end of the stimulus in 2 years. It's this first-year result that he is afraid is not enough to appear effective to conservatives. In fact, it almost sounds like he accidentally thought that his first-year calculations were the end-result:

"Suppose that we’re looking at an economy that, absent stimulus, would have an average unemployment rate of 9 percent over the next two years; this plan would cut that to 7.3 percent, which would be a help but could easily be spun by critics as a failure."


He may just be saying that the failure will be spun after just one year of the plan, but I'm still surprised he made no mention of the overall effect.

If you're interested, here are the mathy details:

"Okun's Law" relates GDP growth to unemployment. Assuming "Okun's coefficient" is 2, it says:

You need a 2% increase in GDP to reduce unemployment by 1%

So if we can increase GDP with, say, a stimulus, we can decrease unemployment. Here are some rules of thumb for how a stimulus increases GDP (Krugman's source):

For every $1 the government spends, they make $1.50
For every $1 cut in payroll taxes, they make $1.30
For every $1 cut in business taxes, they make $1

So a simplistic equation for decreasing unemployment by stimulus is:

Decrease in Unemployment = 100 *
[spending*1.5 + (payroll tax cuts)*1.29 + (business tax cuts)*1] / (2 * GDP)

UPDATE: Krugman also stated that the latest forecast is a high of 8.4% even with the stimulus going into 2010. Obviously this means there's some other variables at work here wonking with the equation.

My 2009 Reading List

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Here's my list of books to read this year. I want to finish one a month, so I included the pages/day I'll need to do so, along with a brief description of the book and why I'm reading it.

August and September still need to be filled and I'd like to fill it with something recommended by friends. Preferably something non-fantasy like contemporary fiction, or philosophy or something.

MonthBookPages/dayNotes
JanuaryA Game of Thrones30First of the fantastic "Song of Ice and Fire" series. Low-magic, realistic, political, well-written, great character depth, and a wintery landscape to match the season.I read this once years ago and Julia has been bugging me ever since to finish the series. I'm re-reading this so I'm on the same page as the Clash of Kings, so to speak.

Started: 1/7/09
Finished: 1/20/09
FebruaryA Clash of Kings352nd book of SoIaF. Got about 50 pages into this but never finished

Started: 1/20/09
Finished: 2/3/09
MarchA Storm of Swords403rd book of SoIaF

Started: 2/3/09
Finished: 2/26/09
AprilA Feast for Crows264th in SoIaF. The 5th book, "A Dance with Dragons" (see below) should be coming out this month.

Started: 2/26/09
MayA Dance with Dragons33Book will hopefully be out by now and someone will have gotten it for my birthday ;)
JuneThe Crying of Lot 496Needed something to break up the Fantasy settings. My friend Spencer recommended this book by Thomas Pynchon. I originally considered reading "Gravity's Rainbow" but he suggested this would be a better (and far shorter) introduction to a notoriously complex author.
JulyDante's Inferno10The first of three parts to Dante's "Divine Comedy" written in the 1300s. Dante travels through the 7 layers of hell. Figured it would be good for summer :)
August?Any suggestions?
September?Any suggestions?
October17Yes, it's true. I've never read the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I've read "The Hobbit" and 60% of "Fellowship of the Ring", but none of the others.I should be cast into the flames of Mount Doom.
November152nd of the LoTR trilogy
DecemberReturn of the King
183rd of the LoTR trilogy

 
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